Earth Concepts For Aliens

"Cats and Dogs : The Hidden Story"

Thu, 09 Aug 2007 23:11:00 -0500

You've spent some time on Earth and observed Humans and their pets. Think you know who's in charge? The answer is something a lot more sinister... The subject for today's episode (Pets) was suggested by fellow traveler MC Etcher. Check out his Blog at http://mikeramblings.blogspot.com/ If you're a fellow traveler who's visiting (or more likely stuck) on Earth and would like to have something explained on Earth Concepts for Aliens, contact us at EC4Apodcast@gmail.com Include your name and webpage if you have one, and we'll mention you on the show...where it will be heard by literally TENS of people!

"Experts and Consultants"

Fri, 03 Aug 2007 18:44:00 -0500

What is an Expert? What is a Consultant? You may come across both on your time on Earth, and they're not what you're used to on your home planet.

"The Telephone"

Mon, 23 Jul 2007 21:53:00 -0500

At times, you may see a human walking around, talking loudly to themselves. Chances are they're not the disturbed mental patient you think they are, they're just talking on the telephone!

"Gadgets"

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 21:12:00 -0500

Gadgets are a sort of male-targeted drug on Earth. This episode explores this phenomenon and how you can exploit it to your advantage. Wondering is Earth females have any similar weaknesses? Listen to the episode to find out!

"Lawsuits, Getting Sued and Other Fun Pastimes"

Mon, 02 Jul 2007 22:05:00 -0500

The Earth legal system can be confusing. On a planet where it's possible to sue your own mother for trauma inflicted during childbirth (and be counter-sued for unpaid womb-rental) it's hard to know where you stand. Get in on a round of "The Lawsuit Game", it could be lucrative and it WILL be fun!

"The Internet"

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 04:20:00 -0500

It's impossible to spend any time on Earth and not be exposed to the internet. Learn how to fit in, become an internet 'elite' and learn what "ROFL U R A FAG!!!!" means.

"Concerned Parents"

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 01:05:00 -0500

In your travels on Earth you may encounter people who refer to themselves as "Concerned Parents", these people should be avoided at all costs, in case you become infected with their stupidity. Why are these people so dangerous? Listen to find out.